No One Invited Me

KewlMedia presents

No One Invited Me
Studios.

The publisher and developer behind the creative works of Bob Klosak. Apps, games, tools, and the occasional manifesto — all in one place, because keeping track of yourself is hard enough.

What I'm building

8 projects

Solo-operator business-in-a-box. Express + Postgres stack for running one client, one project, one focus — no overhead.

web app Node Postgres

ScoreSorter

In progress

Tournament & ranking infrastructure. The first project — predates everything else here.

infrastructure web app

Hackertools

In progress

OSINT and analysis toolkit. Stylometry Scanner (writing-style fingerprinting across platforms) and DramaRadar (evidence-first controversy briefs from Reddit, HN, Lobsters, Mastodon, Bluesky).

tools OSINT security

Crucible

In progress

Debate-first social platform. Ideas get tested under heat — no blocking, no echo chambers. Only the best arguments survive.

social web app

Multiverse war epic — novel plus in-development RPG adaptation. Greys, Apalons, Lathoth, and humanity caught in Timeline C.

novel game RPG

City Date Run

Concept

A date-night generator that turns the city into the third party.

web app

Jawsome

In progress

The personal sandbox. If it's weird, it lives here first.

sandbox

No One Invited Me

Live

This site. Studio home, project showcase, and blog for everything under the KewlMedia banner.

Astro portfolio

From the blog

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I'll wire up RSS and a low-volume newsletter when there's enough signal to justify it. In the meantime — the GitHub link in the footer is the most accurate biography of what's actually happening.